poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

buckyraccoon:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

beyonceschizofrenica:

Beyoncé and JAY Z reaction to Lorde.

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

spinachbabe:

like every girl looks so good but only like 5% of boys do

thepoptartlord:

Sheldon explaining fandom life

death-limes:

"omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!"

image

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

thewicked-eternity