for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
Beyoncé and JAY Z reaction to Lorde.
im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
try n close those containers
You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot
this literally gave me chills.
I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.
like every girl looks so good but only like 5% of boys do
Sheldon explaining fandom life
"omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!"
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue