Today is like Christmas eve maybe better because I know when I wake up this time tomorrow I’ll be watching an all new season of Arrested Developement!
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper


i tried to grab fog
but i mist
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
dOES NO ONE MENTION THE FACT THAT THIS POST STARTED A MEME
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline